Thom's swell tumblr
A place where nothing happens.
Absolutely nothing.
Ever. (Unless it does.)
I reblog anything I consider funny or interesting.

(Source: 824706)

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

triumfa:

Baby fox I met today in the forest

triumfa:

Baby fox I met today in the forest

bolognacolonel:

neilcicierega:

1. Open Calculator

2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY

3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search

4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated

5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone

6. Reblog and add the image

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thatfunnyblog:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

(Source: lolgifs.net)

the-tardis-gets-wifi:

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

my anaconda don’t

letteredhearts:

unluckythelab:

letteredhearts:

Having to analyse five translations of ONE passage in Oedipus Tyrannus makes me feel like a psychology student, not an Ancient History one

What a tragedy

You motherfucker

Dear internet,

I am officially a moron. Writing your bachelor thesis in a week is not a good idea. Please learn from my mistakes.

Sincerely,

an idiot.

jade-cooper:

Englisch für Fortgeschrittene - English for runaways!

jade-cooper:

Englisch für Fortgeschrittene - English for runaways!

matterless:

hummingbird, by xtremepeaks
yooooo, herzlichen glückwunsch zum geburstag. you're now [enter age here]. that's a special age. i remember when i turned [enter age here]. it was the best birthday ever. so yeah, i hope you can have a fantastic rest of the day. as a present, i offer you to write my bachelor thesis. it's due next tuesday. 25 - 35 pages. i think that sounds like a plan.

unluckythelab:

Wie schön, dass du geboren bist,
Wir hätten dich sonst sehr vermisst,
Wie schön, dass wir beisammen sind,
Wir gratulieren dir, Geburtstagskind.
I found that and I think everyone should sing it , and replace the birthday song forever
And danke!
Ok I will do that for you, you can just relax and not do anything

snoochtothedooch:

nubbsgalore:

during the autumn rutting season, red deer stag find themselves with elaborate bracken crowns from having rubbed their heads against the ground, which they do to strengthen their neck muscles so as to help them in battle with those competing for the affections of the does. photos by (click pic) mark smith, toby melville, luke millward and greg morgan in london’s richmond park. (see also: more autumn rut in richmond park)

I AM THE KING OF THE FOREST

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive