Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
1. Open Calculator
2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY
3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search
4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated
5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone
6. Reblog and add the image
I am officially a moron. Writing your bachelor thesis in a week is not a good idea. Please learn from my mistakes.
Wie schön, dass du geboren bist,
Wir hätten dich sonst sehr vermisst,
Wie schön, dass wir beisammen sind,
Wir gratulieren dir, Geburtstagskind.
I found that and I think everyone should sing it , and replace the birthday song forever
Ok I will do that for you, you can just relax and not do anything
during the autumn rutting season, red deer stag find themselves with elaborate bracken crowns from having rubbed their heads against the ground, which they do to strengthen their neck muscles so as to help them in battle with those competing for the affections of the does. photos by (click pic) mark smith, toby melville, luke millward and greg morgan in london’s richmond park. (see also: more autumn rut in richmond park)
I AM THE KING OF THE FOREST